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Body and Appearance
1. Describe the character's height and build. Is he heavyset, thin, short, rangy?
As a Greeed, about 6'8" and maybe 250 pounds - of course, this is with an average amount of medals, so weight's subject to vary. He's the shortest of the Greeed, not counting Eiji's transformation.

As a human, he's about 5'10" and 136 pounds, which translates to eat a sandwich, damn.

2. How old is he?
800, plus some odd change.

3. Describe his posture. Does he carry himself well or does he slouch?
Blah blah I need to watch OOO creepily until I can memorize how he moves.

I've noticed that he does this pose where puts his hands together, in what looks like he's cracking his knuckles, usually after medalling someone. This is hard to describe??

on more watching he's not cracking his knuckles, but he does fiddle with his claw-hand in general a lot.

..ON EVEN MORE WATCHING, I HAVE REALIZED: he is basically preening his claw like a happy bug, since it's a gesture he does a lot when doing something that'd make him feel a measure of victory.

Have I mentioned today I love OOO's suit actors?

4. How is his health? Is he fit or out of shape? Any illnesses or conditions? Any physical disabilities?
A severe case of TOO MANY MEDALS and I'M A SHIIIIP-itis.

5. How does he move? Is he clumsy, graceful, tense, fluid?
Ahaha tense. Tons of angry body language. He usually stalks instead of walks (as in 'to walk in a haughty, stiff, or threatening way,' not follow someone, though he does a share of that because Gureeedo) and when he's relaxed it comes off as very deliberately so, instead of natural.

Fighting style wise, he does a lot of jumps (duh grasshopper) and a surprising amount of rolls (duh...pincer for getting traction i guess?) and tends to rely on aforementioned cool pincer a lot.

6. How attractive is this character physically? How does he perceive himself in the mirror?
sugoi desu

he thinks he looks a heck of a lot better when he's got all his medals BT
human form wise, he chose a disguise that appealed to him? so i can't imagine him NOT liking how his human form looks.

7. Describe his complexion. Dark, light, clear, scarred?
People actually have MOLES and TANS and FLAWED SKIN on OOO and guess what I'm not in a creepery enough mood to obsessively watch Uva's skin for details right now

8. Describe his hair: color, texture, style.
Black (actually very brunette, but it's permanently slicked back and that darkens hair color quite a bit) and can basically be described as greaser style. ...Er, the greaser hair style that ISN'T a pompadour.

9. What color are his eyes?
Greeed form's are very, very green. Human form's are difficult to tell, but probably black or a very dark brown.

10. Does the character have any other noteworthy features?
moe shoulder antennas
moe pincer hand
moe horns that are sort of a weak spot
moe tape everywhere over a mummy-like body, beneath the armor

11. What are his chief tension centers?
Considering the preening thing earlier, maybe his hands?

and don't mess with his horns plz

actually no spoilers it's his medals
don't touch them

12. What is the character's wardrobe like? Casual, dressy, utilitarian? Bright colors, pastels, neutrals? Is it varied, or does he have six of the same suit?
He has a bright green leather jacket.

He has a bright green leather jacket.

13. Do his clothes fit well? Does he seem comfortable in them?
His clothes fit exactly as well as he wants them to, since they're an illusory construct.

14. Does he dress the same on the job as he does in his free time? If not, what are the differences?
what is the job

what is free time

what is dressing

15. You knew it was coming: Boxers, briefs or commando?
Medals.


Speech
1. What does this character's voice sound like? High-pitched, deep, hoarse?
can i cheat and get a voice clip too guys

2. How does he normally speak? Loud, soft, fast, evenly? Does he talk easily, or does he hesitate?
lol gotta learn japanese lol gotta study subtitles lol.......he speaks pretty plainly/roughly, though. He definitely enunciates.

Prone to using meaningful sounds. Like 'hah's and tch's and etcetera. Might just be a Kamen Rider quirk, but???

Also spends a significant amount of the series getting beaten up, so. Unlike Ankh, who's generally all AUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHUHG, Uva generally gasps a lot. This is a horrible topic, let's move on. 

3. Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics?
this and the previous section are easy to accidentally cover each other within

4. What language/s does he speak, and with how much fluency?
My personal favorite theory is that the Greeed soak in languages - or don't even speak any particular language at all, but are universally understandable when they've mind to make their thoughts known. I mean. They're already immortal monsters made of coins. A little thing like physical incapacity to speak isn't stopping them.

Beyond the realm of head-mounted canons, though, he can definitely speak Japanese, and at least one language from the Europe-ish area.

5. Does he switch languages or dialects in certain situations?
consider my previous theory. consider that the greeed don't give cares for the 'cultured' image a lot of people who drop in random foreign language bits want. consider what my answer is.

6. Is he a good impromptu speaker, or does he have to think about his words?
He doesn't deliberate unless things get super serious and he has to, because hesitancy with words is a sign of weakness and hahah yeah

7. Is he eloquent or inarticulate? Under what circumstances might this change?
Definitely not eloquent. Expressing in words why do that when actions work so well??


Mental and Emotional
1. How intelligent is this character? Is he book-smart or street-smart?
Uva isn't very good at thinking 'on his feet,' as it were, and he's not one of the more academically minded Greeed, either. He's pretty much average, but has a ridiculous determination and given sufficient time will come up with some hella plans.

2. Does he think on his feet, or does he need time to deliberate?
See above! He needs time to deliberate, else his hot-blooded tendencies land him in hotter water.

3. Describe the character's thought process. Is he more logical, or more intuitive? Idealistic or practical?

4. What kind of education has the character had?
Education? Heh, yeah right. The Greeed are shown to have some things as instinct, and that likely sufficed enough for the purposes of their creator. Uva was one of the fightiest of OOO's fighting pets, and probably learned as he went - went tearing through King OOO's enemies, that is.

...he probably drinks booze because soldiers did. So, there. He learned from soldiers. Best teachers!!

5. What are his areas of expertise? What, if anything, is he interested in learning more about?

6. Is he an introvert or an extrovert?
medalsvert

7. Describe the character's temperament. Is he even-tempered or does he have mood swings? Cheerful or melancholy? Laid-back or driven?
he's an angry bug

8. How does he respond to new people or situations? Is he suspicious, relaxed, timid, enthusiastic?

9. Is he more likely to act, or to react?

10. Which is his default: fight or flight?
Fight, unless he takes a serious loss, in which case WELP TIME TO CUT MY LOSSES

11. Describe the character's sense of humor. Does he appreciate jokes? Puns? Gallows humor? Bathroom humor? Pranks?

12. Does the character have any diagnosable mental disorders? If yes, how does he deal with them?

13. What moments in this character's life have defined him as a person?

14. What does he fear?
Don't wanna lose control :(

15. What are his hopes or aspirations?
can have ten medals??

16. What is something he doesn't want anyone to find out about him?



Relationships
1. Describe this character's relationship with his parents.
He was the best fighting pet until he realized this was stupid and OOO was stupid and ripping all these stupid humans apart wasn't helping and I mean everyone else is doing it let's go kick OOO's ass.

2. Does the character have any siblings? What is/was their relationship like?
GREEED AREN'T SIBLINGS HARRUMPH
hey wait the word bling is in there that's hilarious okay they're siblings let's discuss
Uva can't help but feel some measure fealty to the other Greeed despite how much his shit's gotten wrecked by them time after time, because they're his ~kind,~ they're easier understand and deal with (at least until he discovers an uncanny knack for manipulating humans), and he knows them.

They're all douchebags, though. Especially Cazali.

3. Are there other blood relatives to whom he is close? Are there ones he can't stand?
Alchemists are pretty cool bros for making us at all because existing is awesome, but less cool for everything else.

4. Are there other, unrelated people whom he considers part of his family? What are his relationships with them?
lol

5. Who is/was the character's best friend? How did they meet?
extra lol

6. Does he have other close friends?
bugman no make franz

7. Does he make friends easily, or does he have trouble getting along with people?

8. Which does he consider more important: family or friends?

9. Is the character single, married, divorced, widowed? Has he been married more than once?

10. Is he currently in a romantic relationship with someone other than a spouse?

11. Who was his first crush? Who is his latest?

12. What does he look for in a romantic partner?

13. Does the character have children? Grandchildren? If yes, how does he relate to them? If no, does he want any?

14. Does he have any rivals or enemies?

15. What is the character's sexual orientation? Where does he fall on the Kinsey scale?
the one that i can best make a currency joke with

16. How does he feel about sex? How important is it to him?
why didn't he just zap the cellphone to charge it...........

17. What are his turn-ons? Turn-offs? Weird bedroom habits?
ew


Beliefs
1. Do you know your character's astrological (zodiac of choice) sign? How well does he fit type?
Considering he lacks a true birthday, and isn't really adherent to either Zodiac's animal themes...

(Well, Scorpio is arguable, but those are arachnids, and I'm still holding a candle for a movie to introduce an arachnid Greeed, because HELL YEAH SCORPION TAILS.)

2. Is this character religious, spiritual, both, or neither? How important are these elements in his life?

3. Does this character have a personal code of morals or ethics? If so, how did that begin? What would it take to compromise it?

4. How does he regard beliefs that differ from his? Is he tolerant, intolerant, curious, indifferent?
Utter indifference. Oh, random human, you're praying to a god? That's nice. He knew someone who tried to be god once. It didn't go well. So he's kinda :| at the concept of religions, but has a bit of a theory for why humans seek gods. It's totally cuz they're using it as a substitute for their real desires, hint. Life would be so much easier for humans if they would just be more straightforward about their wants, geez!!

5. What prejudices does he hold? Are they irrational or does he have a good reason for them?



Daily Life
1. What is the character's financial situation? Is he rich, poor, comfortable, in debt?
Comfortable, considering he is the best at cell medal stockpiling! ..well, save for Kougami, but that's freakin' Kougami.

2. What is his social status? Has this changed over time, and if so, how has the change affected him?
Original social status is rather foggy. How were the Greeed treated, beyond being King OOO's weapons? We don't know!

After that 800 year nap, Uva & pals basically become vagrants hovering on the fringes of humanity - which is perfectly convenient and congenial a situation for a Greeed, and one Uva likely would have thrived in if Ankh hadn't scored a new Kamen Rider OOO.

3. Where does he live? House, apartment, trailer? Is his home his castle or just a place to crash? What condition is it in? Does he share it with others?
he's a ship

4. Besides the basic necessities, what does he spend his money on?
Making Waste Yummies because fuck yeah, mooks!

5. What does he do for a living? Is he good at it? Does he enjoy it, or would he rather be doing something else?
If Greeed counts as an occupation, Uva really likes being a Greeed. He's got none of the becoming-beyond-themselves issues the other Greeed are consumed by, and instead has a goal purely focused on his status as a Greeed.

He's pretty darn good at it, too. It's no exaggeration to say Uva's the best at being a Greeed, considering he's inspired into some cunning tactics that take direct advantage of his status as one.

And no, Cazali, ingesting others' medals doesn't count as 'cunning tactics.'

6. What are his interests or hobbies? How does he spend his free time?
He really, really likes smashing things. I've theorized about it.

7. What are his eating habits? Does he skip meals, eat out, drink alcohol, avoid certain foods?
MMM THIS ALCOHOL THAT I CAN'T ACTUALLY REALLY TASTE OR GET DRUNK OFF OF IS DELICIOUS


Associations
Which of the following do you associate with the character, or which is his favorite:

1. Color? GREEN? YEAH, I THINK IT'S GREEN
2. Smell? The smell of ozone.
3. Time of day? Morning.
4. Season? Spring.
5. Book? Booze of the World because shut up okay
6. Music? Electronica, because haha electricity jokes.
7. Place? The alley where he got medalsploded by four Greeed. :| 
8. Substance? glug glug this booze i can't actually taste is delicious
9. Plant? Grass. One of the varieties that grows tall when left to themselves that get absolutely chocked with bugs, like ryegrass.
10. Animal? Grasshoppers the most, out of his three associated animals.



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